*Searching for Darren
I didn't blog about it, but I had a fabulous dream in which I met the love of my life. His name is Darren. My roommated managed to convince me that the dream was a byproduct of being bombarded with advertisements for Bewitched, and so, reluctantly, I dismissed it.When I checked my AFF messages (which usually suck) on Wednesday, I found a message from Darren. He even looked remarkably like the Darren in my dream, only a little taller than I would have guessed. So I sent him my phone number. And he called.
Darren is a jackass. I asked him if he went to college. He said yes, for two years, but he dropped out. I asked him what his major was and he replied, no joke, "Drinkin'!"
Can the proverbial and literal man of my dreams be a moron? I think not.
But I trust my subconscious - it's smarter than I am. So I asked if he'd like to get drinks Thursday. He said sure. I said I'd call him after work.
I called, left a message, and didn't hear back from him.
Again, can the man of my dreams stand me up on our first date? I think not. This Darren just cannot be the Darren from my dreams.
And so, I'm putting out a call for the real Darren! He should be between 5'10 and 6', of average weight but strong, with a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow, brown eyes, and brown hair that's kind of shaggy with blonde highlights. If you know Darren, or better yet, if you ARE Darren, leave a comment!
posted by Samantha @ 2:11 PM
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Q: 'Can the proverbial and literal man of my dreams be a moron?'
There are several answers to this:
1.) It might take many years to figure out that he's a moron.
2.) Marriage can make him into a moron in special circumstances.
3.) So can some crushing jobs.
4.) They almost always look more attractive in dim lighting with a bit of drink in both of you.
5.) Me, I'm betting on the 'Bewitched' angle. I've almost never met a real 'Darren', and most of them are older and dim.
Just some random thoughts, VJ
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